Torso Pants
Yes, that’s what I said. Torso Pants. Check them out quickly because they are going away SOON. TorsoPants.com
There are so many many reasons for ordering something from them, if you can. I believe in encouraging creativity in any form, and I also promote laughter. That particular type of humor gets me nearly every time.
What kind of humor, you ask?
Well, how about a t-shirt with oranges on it?
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Alright, how about a shirt that reads, “I have six words for you.”
Or one that depicts a defiant praying mantis, an atheist mantis. Baseball, Jesus Loves You, and World’s Goodest Teecher and …
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Alas, TorsoPants are ascending, ie, closing up shop on Dec. 23. Not sure why. Economy? Downsizing? I think they have other sites and possibly TorsoPants had run its course (never!). But I loved them. I think we have around six Torsopants in the house right now.
So check them out, buy some crap (they are based in AZ), and wear quirky proudly. Even if you don’t buy anything, please check out this wonderful slice of odd in a world filled with routine, orthodox and regular pants.
And then swing by my house and let’s go fight some ballerinas.
Good to know! The bro is a T-shirt aficionado.